In Alabama, it is illigal to play Dominos on Sunday.
In Jasper,Alabama it is illigal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
In Alabama, putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illigal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
In Globe, Arizona it is illigal to play cards in the street with a Native American.
In Pasadena, California it is illigal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
In Pacific Groove, California "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
In Hartford, Colarado it is illegal to educate a dog.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment, in Delaware.
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks, in Hawaii.
In Waterloo, Nebraska, barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7am and 7pm.
In Eureka, Nevada, men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
It is against the law to "frown'' at a police officer, in New Jersey.
In Trenton, New Jersey, it is illegal to throw a bad pickle in the street.
People who make ``ugly faces'' at dogs may be fined and/or jailed in Oklahoma.
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
In Florida men seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown can be fined.
In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is: Death. ( Go figure...)
In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
In France, it is against the law to sell an "E.T" doll. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.
In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away if the driver is thought to be either "poorly dressed" or "unbathed".
In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered "simple assault," but biting someone with your dentures is "aggravated assault."
In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm.
In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
In Samoa, it's a crime to forget your own wife's birthday.
In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits in California.
Hanging someone is legal if they shoot your dog in Nevada.
In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 PM.
In Sweden, prostitution is legal but it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.
Singapore, it is illegal to come within 50 meters of a pedestrian crossing marker on any street.
In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet.
In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk.
In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits.
In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon.
In Cannes, France, it's illegal to wear a Jerry Lewis mask.
In Italy, anyone considered "obese" is forbidden from wearing polyester.
In Australia, it's illegal to name any animal you plan to eat.
In Indiana, it's against the law to dress "Barbie" in "Ken's" clothes.
In Texas, it's illegal to threaten somebody with an UNLOADED gun.
In Portugal, it's against the law to pee in the ocean.
In Vermont, it's illegal to pick your nose and stick the pickings under a table.
In Oregon, donut holes must be at least an 1/8th inch in diameter.
In London people are not allowed to catch a cab if they are infested with the plague.
Throughout Great Britain, pregnant women are allowed to deliver their babies in any public place and even use a policeman’s helmet if necessary.
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