ANIME LUVERS UNITE! DX

Now, if you haven't noticed, I like anime. I don't really care if you do or not, it's not my problem. Not like theres a law that if you don't like anime, I can burn you at the stake (darn, says under breath).
So, yes, I like anime. If you don't know what anime is, it's Japanese animation such as Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha, and Naruto. Some of the more popular ones you might now are Pokemon, Digimon, and Sailor Moon. Those suck, but you don't know any better. I am what you call an Otaku, which in Japanese means anime fan or nerd, which I am. It doesn't really matter what you call me, you are all going to parties, getting high and drunk and having sex, while I sit at home, reading a manga (Japanese comic), watching anime in Japanese, and not getting high, drunk and having sex. Right you may think I'm a big, huge, (and I'm mean huge) geek, but in about five years, when you are all taking care of your babies while going to rehab, I will be in England, learning psychology and getting my Ph.D. It's harsh, but t'is true. To all of those who DO like anime, I salute you!! You are my virtual bffs! Squeal, kyaa, and all that.
Anime is probably the reason why I started writing, so you can blame it for the monstruous(sp?) creations I make. I noticed that the storylines sometimes have no plot of anykind, and still are very successful. That's when I thought, 'I want to do that.' Make a story about nothing! It will be a number one hit all over the world!!!
Deep movie voice guy: "Once, there was a group of friends."
Friend #1-5: We're friends!!
Deep movie voice guy: "Who did absolutely nothing."
Friends #1-5: We do nothing!!
Deep movie voice guy: "They sit on their couch, car, school desks and only talk."
Friends 1-5: We talk and go to school!
Deep movie voice guy(dramatically): "Then one day, one of the friends gets up....and gets a life away from the group."
Friend #3: I'm getting a life!!
Friends #1, 2, 4 and 5: No!!!!!
Deep movie voice guy: "What will happen?
Friends: What?
Deep movie voice guy: "Who will get pushed away?"
Friends: Who?
Deep movie voice guy: "Which one will get the girl?"
Friends: Which?
Deep movie guy: "And who will have the best singing voice?"
Friends: Wh--?!.....Eh?
Deep movie voice guy: Watch the exciting, dramatic, action packed, advenure.......
RANCHO! THE MUSICAL
Now playing on a computer near you.
*Applause*
Thank you, thank you very much. Look for it! It's out there!
Now for my next trick, I shall make Colin Mochrie dance the Forbidden dance!! Don't believe me? Bet you my soul I can do it.


Yay! I get your soul!
Just that much closer to world domintation! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *ahem*
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Good bye.