WE SHOULD BE DANCING! (YEAH!)

I love dancing. OMG NO WAY!
But yes, it's true.
Now, you wouldn't think that with someone that looks like me.
But I have been told that I can groove with it. (Look at me, saying groove with it, when I'm in the younger generation. I'm a disgrace to Paris Hilton! FORGIVE ME PARIS!!!TToTT)
But yes I like to rock with lean with it. (That's better. Chris Brown will be proud)
I don't really care if people think I'm crazy when I dance and theres no one else dancing, or there's no music playing.
Whenever I start to randomly dance, people tell me, "God(ok not god, but i can't say my name on here cause my mom will kill me....who really is god), what are you doing?"
I just tell them, "I'm dancing."
They look at me strangely and say, "But there's no music....."
And without missing a beat, I say, "OH! I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY! I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT WITH SOMEBODY! YEAH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY!! WITH SOMEBODY WHO LOVES ME!! Better?"
That's pretty much where people will either laugh nervously, or just walk away.
Whatever. The cool people will start dancing and singing with me, and believe me it has happened. We dance to the music in our heads.
It doesn't matter where I am, if I hear "Cmon shake your body, baby do that conga," you better belive I gonna start a conga line, that includes the Lamabada and any techno song.
Yes, I have weird tastes, it comes with pretending to be God.
And I truly believe that dancing is the first step to world peace.
Just put on Footloose, and you finally got world peace. That is the answer to that.
Obama better start learning how to do Pop, lock and drop it.

or....that too o.0;;
GO! OBA-MA GO! OBA-MA GO!