Wednesday, February 18, 2009

My French Teacher is an Evil Alien

I know this may be a bit silly, but I kid you not. I truly believe that my french teacher is an evil alien who hates Canadians and apparently illogical teenage females (me).
And I also think he sucked out the brains of the class around him, excluding me, since they all make fun of me TT^TT.
Why do I say such a radical statement?
Because it's true, it's personal.....and because I'm bored.
But really, I'm in french class, and they are all against me! The whole freakin' class!!!!
Je vous déteste, Jack!! Je vous deteste!
Yeah, I usually laugh along with it, but sometimes it's just too much. Every single day, the first thing I hear is, "Coward." from said Jack. Why??? Because, I don't like being first in the classroom. Ok, so I am a coward, but that doesn't mean I want to hear it everysingle, effing day!!! Then, said Jack, actually DARES to ask me for some paper!! Like I would!!! HAHAHAHA!!!.....Ok, I would.....damn me and my niceness!!! Damn it to hell!!
Some of my friends call me blunt, others, call me idiotic. I call it being policitally correct.
Anyway, back to "my teacher is an alien" theory. Oh, I don't mean a foreign alien, as in he lived somewhere else and now lives here. I mean a real alien, from outerspace!!
WHY??? Cause it's the only theory I can come up with at the moment.
And I won't dare type his name on this blog, not that it really matters...we only have two french teachers in our school, so I'm sure anyone who knows me or goes to my school knows who I'm talking about....God I hope this doesn't reach him...I don't want to fail French. D:
Oh, and if anyone can, can you tell me how to post videos on my blog? Thanks.
evil gaara Pictures, Images and Photos
my teacher when he was younger....

1 comment:

  1. i hate my french teacher too.
    i am english but i have lived in cyprus for nearly a year now. i go to a greek/english school.
    and on my first day she explained in greek and french and when i put my hand up to tell her i had nooo idea what she was talking about,
    she claimed to have explained it in english and asked me. 'well, what language do you speak?!'
    the whole class burst into a laughing fit.
    its bad enough trying to learn a language than to be struck down in frount of evryone.
    God! what is wrong with thease people.

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