absolutely useless facts...

101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

Cats urine glows under a black light.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."

Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

The male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away.

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.

No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who
fathered over 160 children.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.