Thursday, February 26, 2009
I'M PISSED! D<
Now, I am usually a really cool, happy, person. But today, I am mad as hell. I don't know how, I don't know when, I don't know who, but someone got into my bag, and stole my cellphone. And what's worse, I feel as if my mom thinks it's my fault. This is how my day went. I got up, and turned off the alarm that is set to my phone...That's it...Other than that, I had no contact with my phone whatsoever. My mom put my phone in my bag, so I had assumed it would be there when I went looking for it later, which wasn't till two hours after school got out. I have rehearsal afterschool, so I didn't need it, but then our rehearsal got cut short because of some Firefighter ceromony. So, I went to call my mom to tell her that I would be getting out early. When I went to get my phone, I couldn't find it. I tried to call it, with a friends cell, but I still couldn't find it. Then, I tried to call my mom's phone only to find that her service got shut off, for some unknown reason. So now, my moms pissed at me, I'm pissed at my mom for being pissed at me, and I'm pissed at whoever stole my effing phone. I swear on any deity out there, if I find out who stole my phone...well...things will happen...things that shouldn't be mentioned. So, if anyone finds a purple Motorolla phone, with a Twilight screen saver in it, please tell me, cause it's probably mine. You better hope, to the person who stole my phone if he/she is reading this, that I don't find you, because you do not want to see my mother angry. And believe me, she is scary as all hell when she's pissed. You have dug your grave when you took it.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
WHY PIGGY!?!
This blog post is all about GIR!!! I love Gir!! He is just the cutest robot/green dog that can dance EVAH!! I have a jacket that looks like Gir too!! It even has eyes and ears on it!! It's the bestest jacket in teh world!!! There are only two people in the school that wear it, one of them being me. People who have seen me would know. TACOS!!! I love saying random Gir quotes whever the situation presents itself. Like, "I SAW A SQUIRREL!" or "WAFFLES!!" or my favorite, "WHYYYY!?!?!?! I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY!!! I LOVEDED YOU!!!!" Whis is why the blog is named that.....LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!....I'm sorry...sometimes something will get into my head, and the best thing for me to do is write it out. Anyway, like I said, I love Gir. He is the best cartoon in the world! Muffins! Again, it's all part of my ADHD. I'm passionate, not stubborn.
Muse: You're stubborn, dumbass.
Me: TT^TT so mean. Even my own imagination insults me. Oh well.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Twilights fans are becoming a Cult
Ok, before anyone kills me with torches and pitchforks, hear me out. I love, love, LOVE Twilight. I read it waaaaaaay before it became so popular. I love the movie and I thnk Edward and Jasper are HOT! The thing I don't like are the fans. I love Twilight, but not in a obsessed-fan-girl-who-is-in-love-with-vampires-and-have-Edward-tattoos, way. Before, it was funny how fans acted, and I was glad the book was getting such good reviews and popular. But after a while....it just started to get old. Twilight has become a high light in our pop culture and I fear the fans might be more than just fans. Cult is what I am referring to. Yes, Edward is hot, but it doesn't mean I pretend that he's my boyfriend. I don't want to sound hypocritical, since I own a Team Edward t-shirt, but the franchise on Twilight items is just ridiculous. Twilight stickers? $8.00 each?? Buttons, the size of dimes for $3.50??!! EACH!!?? Please, enough!! Yes, Twilight is cool, yes, Twilight is romantic, and yes it's probably the best book series I have ever read, but the commericalism off this story is just preposturous!! I'm starting to feel bad for Harry Potter. Were they that big? Bigger? Twilight is catching up quickly if they haven't. And all of you Twilight fans, please don't kidnap me in the middle of night and sacrifice me to the Twilight Gods!! >.<;;
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Weird laws that are still in use today
In Alabama, it is illigal to play Dominos on Sunday.
In Jasper,Alabama it is illigal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
In Alabama, putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illigal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
In Globe, Arizona it is illigal to play cards in the street with a Native American.
In Pasadena, California it is illigal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
In Pacific Groove, California "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
In Hartford, Colarado it is illegal to educate a dog.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment, in Delaware.
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks, in Hawaii.
In Waterloo, Nebraska, barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7am and 7pm.
In Eureka, Nevada, men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
It is against the law to "frown'' at a police officer, in New Jersey.
In Trenton, New Jersey, it is illegal to throw a bad pickle in the street.
People who make ``ugly faces'' at dogs may be fined and/or jailed in Oklahoma.
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
In Florida men seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown can be fined.
In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is: Death. ( Go figure...)
In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
In France, it is against the law to sell an "E.T" doll. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.
In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away if the driver is thought to be either "poorly dressed" or "unbathed".
In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered "simple assault," but biting someone with your dentures is "aggravated assault."
In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm.
In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
In Samoa, it's a crime to forget your own wife's birthday.
In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits in California.
Hanging someone is legal if they shoot your dog in Nevada.
In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 PM.
In Sweden, prostitution is legal but it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.
Singapore, it is illegal to come within 50 meters of a pedestrian crossing marker on any street.
In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet.
In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk.
In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits.
In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon.
In Cannes, France, it's illegal to wear a Jerry Lewis mask.
In Italy, anyone considered "obese" is forbidden from wearing polyester.
In Australia, it's illegal to name any animal you plan to eat.
In Indiana, it's against the law to dress "Barbie" in "Ken's" clothes.
In Texas, it's illegal to threaten somebody with an UNLOADED gun.
In Portugal, it's against the law to pee in the ocean.
In Vermont, it's illegal to pick your nose and stick the pickings under a table.
In Oregon, donut holes must be at least an 1/8th inch in diameter.
In London people are not allowed to catch a cab if they are infested with the plague.
Throughout Great Britain, pregnant women are allowed to deliver their babies in any public place and even use a policeman’s helmet if necessary.
In Jasper,Alabama it is illigal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
In Alabama, putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illigal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
In Globe, Arizona it is illigal to play cards in the street with a Native American.
In Pasadena, California it is illigal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
In Pacific Groove, California "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
In Hartford, Colarado it is illegal to educate a dog.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment, in Delaware.
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks, in Hawaii.
In Waterloo, Nebraska, barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7am and 7pm.
In Eureka, Nevada, men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
It is against the law to "frown'' at a police officer, in New Jersey.
In Trenton, New Jersey, it is illegal to throw a bad pickle in the street.
People who make ``ugly faces'' at dogs may be fined and/or jailed in Oklahoma.
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
In Florida men seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown can be fined.
In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is: Death. ( Go figure...)
In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
In France, it is against the law to sell an "E.T" doll. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.
In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away if the driver is thought to be either "poorly dressed" or "unbathed".
In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered "simple assault," but biting someone with your dentures is "aggravated assault."
In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm.
In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
In Samoa, it's a crime to forget your own wife's birthday.
In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits in California.
Hanging someone is legal if they shoot your dog in Nevada.
In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 PM.
In Sweden, prostitution is legal but it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.
Singapore, it is illegal to come within 50 meters of a pedestrian crossing marker on any street.
In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet.
In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk.
In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits.
In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon.
In Cannes, France, it's illegal to wear a Jerry Lewis mask.
In Italy, anyone considered "obese" is forbidden from wearing polyester.
In Australia, it's illegal to name any animal you plan to eat.
In Indiana, it's against the law to dress "Barbie" in "Ken's" clothes.
In Texas, it's illegal to threaten somebody with an UNLOADED gun.
In Portugal, it's against the law to pee in the ocean.
In Vermont, it's illegal to pick your nose and stick the pickings under a table.
In Oregon, donut holes must be at least an 1/8th inch in diameter.
In London people are not allowed to catch a cab if they are infested with the plague.
Throughout Great Britain, pregnant women are allowed to deliver their babies in any public place and even use a policeman’s helmet if necessary.
absolutely useless facts...
101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A whale's penis is called a dork.
Cats urine glows under a black light.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."
Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."
The male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away.
The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who
fathered over 160 children.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A whale's penis is called a dork.
Cats urine glows under a black light.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."
Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."
The male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away.
The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who
fathered over 160 children.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
My French Teacher is an Evil Alien
I know this may be a bit silly, but I kid you not. I truly believe that my french teacher is an evil alien who hates Canadians and apparently illogical teenage females (me).
And I also think he sucked out the brains of the class around him, excluding me, since they all make fun of me TT^TT.
Why do I say such a radical statement?
Because it's true, it's personal.....and because I'm bored.
But really, I'm in french class, and they are all against me! The whole freakin' class!!!!
Je vous déteste, Jack!! Je vous deteste!
Yeah, I usually laugh along with it, but sometimes it's just too much. Every single day, the first thing I hear is, "Coward." from said Jack. Why??? Because, I don't like being first in the classroom. Ok, so I am a coward, but that doesn't mean I want to hear it everysingle, effing day!!! Then, said Jack, actually DARES to ask me for some paper!! Like I would!!! HAHAHAHA!!!.....Ok, I would.....damn me and my niceness!!! Damn it to hell!!
Some of my friends call me blunt, others, call me idiotic. I call it being policitally correct.
Anyway, back to "my teacher is an alien" theory. Oh, I don't mean a foreign alien, as in he lived somewhere else and now lives here. I mean a real alien, from outerspace!!
WHY??? Cause it's the only theory I can come up with at the moment.
And I won't dare type his name on this blog, not that it really matters...we only have two french teachers in our school, so I'm sure anyone who knows me or goes to my school knows who I'm talking about....God I hope this doesn't reach him...I don't want to fail French. D:
Oh, and if anyone can, can you tell me how to post videos on my blog? Thanks.
my teacher when he was younger....
And I also think he sucked out the brains of the class around him, excluding me, since they all make fun of me TT^TT.
Why do I say such a radical statement?
Because it's true, it's personal.....and because I'm bored.
But really, I'm in french class, and they are all against me! The whole freakin' class!!!!
Je vous déteste, Jack!! Je vous deteste!
Yeah, I usually laugh along with it, but sometimes it's just too much. Every single day, the first thing I hear is, "Coward." from said Jack. Why??? Because, I don't like being first in the classroom. Ok, so I am a coward, but that doesn't mean I want to hear it everysingle, effing day!!! Then, said Jack, actually DARES to ask me for some paper!! Like I would!!! HAHAHAHA!!!.....Ok, I would.....damn me and my niceness!!! Damn it to hell!!
Some of my friends call me blunt, others, call me idiotic. I call it being policitally correct.
Anyway, back to "my teacher is an alien" theory. Oh, I don't mean a foreign alien, as in he lived somewhere else and now lives here. I mean a real alien, from outerspace!!
WHY??? Cause it's the only theory I can come up with at the moment.
And I won't dare type his name on this blog, not that it really matters...we only have two french teachers in our school, so I'm sure anyone who knows me or goes to my school knows who I'm talking about....God I hope this doesn't reach him...I don't want to fail French. D:
Oh, and if anyone can, can you tell me how to post videos on my blog? Thanks.
my teacher when he was younger....
My Favorite Quotes of All Time
"When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped."- Marcel Achard
"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."- Douglas Adams
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."- Douglas Adams
"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."- Woody Allen
"Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it."- Robert Heinlein
“Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.”-Ritna Rudner
“Someday we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.” –
Anonymous
“You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you are all the same”—ME! (no it was anonymous)
“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice! Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.”—Anonymous
Mr. Weasly: “ERECTO!” (taken from the actual book)
Edward: “I hear voices in my head and you think YOU’RE the freak?”
Mrs. Weasly: “You’re prefect? Oh Ronnie! That’s everyone in the family!”
George: “What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?”
Bella: “Jasper? What do vampires do at bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you?
"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."-Anonymous
"A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards, you need: A Heart to love him, A Diamond to marry him, A Club to smash his head in, and A Spade to bury the bastard."-Anonymous
"A good friend will comfort you when he turns you down; a best friend will go up to him and say 'It's because you're gay isn't it?'"-anonymous
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." -Mark Twain
"Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.' "-- Joe Namath
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home." -- Bill Cosby
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch." -- Jack Nicholson
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib." -- Woody Allen
"And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room." -- Woody Allen
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." -- Rodney Dangerfield
"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god."
Jean Rostand, Thoughts of a Biologist
"All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER." -- Dennis Leary
"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions." -- Elayne Boosler
"This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.' I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?' "-- Judy Tenuta
"All good guys are either taken, gay, or fictional characters."- Anonymous
"If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks." -- Rita Rudner
"Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles." -- Roseanne Barr
"Man - a figment of God's imagination." -- Mark Twain
"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. "-- Demetri Martin
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"-Linda Ellerbee
"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison." - Tim Allen
"Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella."- Mae West
"Men are like...Lava Lamps....Fun to look at, but not very bright."-Anonymous
"Men are like...Parking Spots...All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped."-Anonymous
"Did someone call for Captain Pork!?"-Ryan Stiles
"Why am I always on the bottom?" "Cause you're smaller." "This converstion sounds really perverted!"-I don't really know....
"I'm not stubborn! I'm passionate!" "You're stubborn, dumbass."-don't know....
"Does this say what or where?" "What." "Does this say what or where?" "...what." "Does this say what or where?" "I said what!!" -Raises voice- "Does this say what or where?!" "WHAT!! IT MEANS WHAT!" "Ohhh I thought you were saying what cuz you couldn't hear me..."-made up story whom i don't know of
"I shall kill your unborn children because of this.” “Yeah, well I… wait, what?”-again in a story of which i don't know of
"It's not yaoi." "It's yaoi for me!"-yay!! :)
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
a BoOk EvErYoNe ShOuLd rEaD
I think a book everyone should read is called The Wallflower by Tomoko Hayakawa.
Well, not so much as book, but a manga. If you don't know what a manga is, it's basically a Japanese version of the comic book. The only difference is that instead of reading it from left to right, you read it right to left. It's hard the first time, but you get it as you keep reading.
This story is about a girl, named Sunako, who when she was in her first year of highschool, was called ugly by the boy whom she had just confessed her love to. Ever since then, she has always thought of herself as ugly and had given up on being a girl in general. After the incident, she shunned all forms of beauty, including herself.
Her aunt, who was concerned about Sunakos change, offers four handsome boys to live in her mansion, rent free, if they can change Sunako into a "perfecty lady" before they get out of highschool.
I think people should read this story because it shows that even beautiful people have insecurities about themselves, and just that this is a hilarious read.
It is a series, and they haven't finished it yet. You will get into it, I promise that much. You'll be yelling at the book, "NOOOO!! WHYYYY!?!?!?! DAMN YOU TOMOKO!!!!!"
......
Or maybe that's just me.....^^;
Well, not so much as book, but a manga. If you don't know what a manga is, it's basically a Japanese version of the comic book. The only difference is that instead of reading it from left to right, you read it right to left. It's hard the first time, but you get it as you keep reading.
This story is about a girl, named Sunako, who when she was in her first year of highschool, was called ugly by the boy whom she had just confessed her love to. Ever since then, she has always thought of herself as ugly and had given up on being a girl in general. After the incident, she shunned all forms of beauty, including herself.
Her aunt, who was concerned about Sunakos change, offers four handsome boys to live in her mansion, rent free, if they can change Sunako into a "perfecty lady" before they get out of highschool.
I think people should read this story because it shows that even beautiful people have insecurities about themselves, and just that this is a hilarious read.
It is a series, and they haven't finished it yet. You will get into it, I promise that much. You'll be yelling at the book, "NOOOO!! WHYYYY!?!?!?! DAMN YOU TOMOKO!!!!!"
......
Or maybe that's just me.....^^;
Monday, February 9, 2009
Elmo eats babies
I don't know why, but this was funny as all hell.
I love elmo, don't get me wrong, he was my favorite sesame street character, but come on!
You gotta laugh at this!
Friday, February 6, 2009
BUSH IS A DANCING FOOL!
Before I go for the night, there is one more thing I would like to announce.
To those of you who think that Bush is a good for nothing fool, you are wrong my friends, and i will tell you why.
He's a good for nothing fool, who can DANCE!!!
I know this is somewhat an argument to my last post, but, just check this guy out!
He's doing the Thriller, while our economy is going into the bucket!!
Dancing really does relax the mind, body, and spirit.
If you can't laugh to that, you have no soul. When did I take if from you?
To those of you who think that Bush is a good for nothing fool, you are wrong my friends, and i will tell you why.
He's a good for nothing fool, who can DANCE!!!
I know this is somewhat an argument to my last post, but, just check this guy out!
He's doing the Thriller, while our economy is going into the bucket!!
Dancing really does relax the mind, body, and spirit.
If you can't laugh to that, you have no soul. When did I take if from you?
WE SHOULD BE DANCING! (YEAH!)
I love dancing. OMG NO WAY!
But yes, it's true.
Now, you wouldn't think that with someone that looks like me.
But I have been told that I can groove with it. (Look at me, saying groove with it, when I'm in the younger generation. I'm a disgrace to Paris Hilton! FORGIVE ME PARIS!!!TToTT)
But yes I like to rock with lean with it. (That's better. Chris Brown will be proud)
I don't really care if people think I'm crazy when I dance and theres no one else dancing, or there's no music playing.
Whenever I start to randomly dance, people tell me, "God(ok not god, but i can't say my name on here cause my mom will kill me....who really is god), what are you doing?"
I just tell them, "I'm dancing."
They look at me strangely and say, "But there's no music....."
And without missing a beat, I say, "OH! I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY! I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT WITH SOMEBODY! YEAH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY!! WITH SOMEBODY WHO LOVES ME!! Better?"
That's pretty much where people will either laugh nervously, or just walk away.
Whatever. The cool people will start dancing and singing with me, and believe me it has happened. We dance to the music in our heads.
It doesn't matter where I am, if I hear "Cmon shake your body, baby do that conga," you better belive I gonna start a conga line, that includes the Lamabada and any techno song.
Yes, I have weird tastes, it comes with pretending to be God.
And I truly believe that dancing is the first step to world peace.
Just put on Footloose, and you finally got world peace. That is the answer to that.
Obama better start learning how to do Pop, lock and drop it.
or....that too o.0;;
GO! OBA-MA GO! OBA-MA GO!
Thursday, February 5, 2009
ANIME LUVERS UNITE! DX
Now, if you haven't noticed, I like anime. I don't really care if you do or not, it's not my problem. Not like theres a law that if you don't like anime, I can burn you at the stake (darn, says under breath).
So, yes, I like anime. If you don't know what anime is, it's Japanese animation such as Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha, and Naruto. Some of the more popular ones you might now are Pokemon, Digimon, and Sailor Moon. Those suck, but you don't know any better. I am what you call an Otaku, which in Japanese means anime fan or nerd, which I am. It doesn't really matter what you call me, you are all going to parties, getting high and drunk and having sex, while I sit at home, reading a manga (Japanese comic), watching anime in Japanese, and not getting high, drunk and having sex. Right you may think I'm a big, huge, (and I'm mean huge) geek, but in about five years, when you are all taking care of your babies while going to rehab, I will be in England, learning psychology and getting my Ph.D. It's harsh, but t'is true. To all of those who DO like anime, I salute you!! You are my virtual bffs! Squeal, kyaa, and all that.
Anime is probably the reason why I started writing, so you can blame it for the monstruous(sp?) creations I make. I noticed that the storylines sometimes have no plot of anykind, and still are very successful. That's when I thought, 'I want to do that.' Make a story about nothing! It will be a number one hit all over the world!!!
Deep movie voice guy: "Once, there was a group of friends."
Friend #1-5: We're friends!!
Deep movie voice guy: "Who did absolutely nothing."
Friends #1-5: We do nothing!!
Deep movie voice guy: "They sit on their couch, car, school desks and only talk."
Friends 1-5: We talk and go to school!
Deep movie voice guy(dramatically): "Then one day, one of the friends gets up....and gets a life away from the group."
Friend #3: I'm getting a life!!
Friends #1, 2, 4 and 5: No!!!!!
Deep movie voice guy: "What will happen?
Friends: What?
Deep movie voice guy: "Who will get pushed away?"
Friends: Who?
Deep movie voice guy: "Which one will get the girl?"
Friends: Which?
Deep movie guy: "And who will have the best singing voice?"
Friends: Wh--?!.....Eh?
Deep movie voice guy: Watch the exciting, dramatic, action packed, advenure.......
RANCHO! THE MUSICAL
Now playing on a computer near you.
*Applause*
Thank you, thank you very much. Look for it! It's out there!
Now for my next trick, I shall make Colin Mochrie dance the Forbidden dance!! Don't believe me? Bet you my soul I can do it.
Yay! I get your soul!
Just that much closer to world domintation! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
*ahem*.
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Good bye.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
I AM GODDESS, HEAR ME ROAR
Now, I know you may be thinking, "Whos is this girl? Why does she say shes a god? Why am I talking to myself?" Well to answer your questions, i am a girl, that is all you need to know. I do not think I am a God for if I was, I would be able to tell you what is exactly wrong with you that you ask questions to your computer. No, I do not think I am a God, at least not in reality. But one thing I love to do is write. And when I hold a pencil, or when I type, I am a God. I control all characters and I determine their lives, fates, and whether I should just kill them all off. I usually don't kill them off, unless they're a bitch or a bastard, then I will just because I can. I am ruler of my own imagination. Which you probably think is stupid cause, hey, we all control our own minds. But just think, there are people abroad who can't think for themselves. Women who can't say what she wants to say or do what she wants to do. If she wants to read, she would have to do it in the dead of night, while all the men are asleep, in the middle of the wilderness, because she is afraid that someone from her village might see and throw rocks at her for reading Twilight. I love the book, but not something to die over. Anyway, what I am trying to say here is, that I love writing, and in my stories, I can be anyone, go anywhere, and it's a whole lot cheaper. I really am a God. And before you make fun of me, remember what I said, not a lot of people have the freedom of speech or freedom to read. Some people have to obey other people or else get burned. I really am glad I live here in the United States, because if I lived anywhere else, I would have died a long time ago. So this is my first post. I might sometimes, when I don't have topics to type about, I will type up stories. Tell me what you think, whether you like them or hate them, it's up to you. Well thank you for your time and I promise, I'm not as depressing as I sound. I'm just being hones.
So, mercibeaucoup and I hope you like my short stories in the future
bon voyage
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