Death Note + Hollywood Production = EPIC FAIL!

Did you hear this? They're making a Hollywood production of Death Note.....
Fuckin' Death Note....and do you know who they're considering to be Light?.......Ben Stiller....the main character in the Night at the Museum......HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! They already made a laughing stock out of Dragon Ball Z and after what I heard from the unfortunate suckers, that actually went to go pay to see the movie in theaters instead of just waiting for it to come out on dvd and have someone else buy the movie and go to their house to watch it, I didn't even go to watch that poor pile they call a movie. Are they freaking serious? .......Ben Stiller.? As Light...? Now, I know that you people out there that might stumble upon this blog may think that I'm some sort of anime/manga nerd that would get into the faces of others, just because you make a mistake on saying characters names. But that's not what I'm trying to say. I'm not saying that I'm not an otaku, meaning anime geek, I am. What I'm saying is that Ben Stiller plus anime character (a teenage character mind you), do not mix....Now, I'm not trying to be a hypocrite here, I don't really like the character, Light. I personally liked it when he died in the story. For those of you who have not read or seen the story, too bad, I just gave away the ending. I personally think that he should go to hell. Yes, I know it's just a story, I shouldn't get worked up over shit like this, but I don't really care. He killed off my favorite character in the whole series, the only person that actually made sense and lived by his own philosophy. Now, you may be thinking...Who cares if Ben Stiller is playing a character in some stupid anime? It's just a movie, nobody will think nothing of it. Well you're WRONG!!!! Just think of it this way. Let's say they decide to make another oh whats a good popular series going on right now....Twilight movie. Breaking Dawn for example, when they make the movie, let's say they decide to cast Miley Cyrus for the part of Leah Clearwater. Now, some of you might like her and won't care. Others, most of the teenage population (I say teenage between the ages of 15 and 21 not Hannah Montana fans 13 and under), will come to hate this fact and thus, possibly, not go anywhere near the movie theatre when it comes out. Yeah, I'd be pretty pissed off too, if she was cast into any novel turned movie of my liking. I will come to hate the series entirely and only show bitterness to said celebrity for ruining that series. So, you see my problem here. I'm not trying to say that I hate Ben Stiller, don't get me wrong. I liked him in many of his movies. I just want him to stay away from this one. What's next, they're going to make L, Corbin Bleu just so that there will be some "cultural diversity" in the the film and not "seem racist?" Bull crap. Get real Asians to do this film properly or better yet, don't do this film at all. I hate to admit it, but I think Zac Effin' Effron, would make a better Light Yagami, than Ben Stiller. And that's saying something dammit! Zac Effron is *as much as I hate to admit it* one of the most popular teenage turning adult actors in America! It would make sense to make sense to make HIM the main character than some 43 year old has-been! (Again, no offense to any Ben Stiller fans out there, I'm just a little pissed off right and I apologize for that comment now, rather than later so that you don't burn my ass on a stake.) And why should they make Zac Effron be Light Yagami? Look at the evidence. He's about the same age as Light, same height, and I don't know why, but both Light and Zac attract the attention of women.
They are both capable of commanding and manipulating the world as they will and wish. Plus, they look disturbingly alike.
I'm sorry to all of the Zac hater out there, I don't really like him either, but I'm just stating facts. Look past the popularity, look past the fame and fortune, focus on the looks and tell me what you see. Would you rather have Zac or Ben playing the part of Light? Your choice. As for me, I'm not going to see the movie either way, thus, not giving Hollywood productions any of my hard earned money on some second rate, Japanese rip off they call a "movie." And if I ever do see the movie, it will be me, mooching off from my friend who bought or rented it so that I don't have buy myself. Well that is all, I have ranted all that I could, and I hope that I'm wrong and they don't use Ben Stiller who can obviously make better movies thus, making more money. Goodbye to you all, hope you don't die.